I'm Gonna Nuke Pakistan

“I’m Gonna Nuke Pakistan”

To the tune of Abdul Abulbul Amir

by Percy French in 1877

Oh to get Bin Laden I’m gonna nuke Pakistan

I’ll tell Musharref to go hang

With actionable intelligence I’ll get the job done

An’ make those Paki Ragheads run

I’m the War President Commander-in-Chief

And a Bold Decider to fear

If I don’t nuke somebody pretty damn soon

I’m gonna get back into the beer

Brave War Heroes All

Brave War Heroes All

To the tune of: John Peel

Cashel Boylo

Rumsfeld says he's watched lots of wars
Says he finds 'em tough to watch
They're tough, he says, they're tough tough tough
Wars are mighty tough to watch

Cheney prefers to prioritize
Sounds more impressive than tellin' lies
He supported the war 'gainst the Vietnamese
But for himself had other priorities

George Walker Bush scorns such alibis
A War President, war gives him a thrill
Served in the Texas Air National Guard
Wounded in Alabama by a dentist's drill

Rice is well qualified to serve
But has made damn sure she don't
When it comes to stickin' her neck out
You can bet your ass she won't

Paul Wolfowitz is something else
Like Adolf Hitler, he loves war
But Paul don't care to participate
Prefers to sit at a desk and peddle hate

Five glorious heroes led us into war
Every one of 'em avoided service
Where we go from here, I hate to think
History will record a horrible stink

Brave War Heroes All

Brave War Heroes All

To the tune of: John Peel

Cashel Boylo

Rumsfeld says he's watched lots of wars
Says he finds 'em tough to watch
They're tough, he says, they're tough tough tough
Wars are mighty tough to watch

Cheney prefers to prioritize
Sounds more impressive than tellin' lies
He supported the war 'gainst the Vietnamese
But for himself had other priorities

George Walker Bush scorns such alibis
A War President, war gives him a thrill
Served in the Texas Air National Guard
Wounded in Alabama by a dentist's drill

Rice is well qualified to serve
But has made damn sure she don't
When it comes to stickin' her neck out
You can bet your ass she won't

Paul Wolfowitz is something else
Like Adolf Hitler, he loves war
But Paul don't care to participate
Prefers to sit at a desk and peddle hate

Five glorious heroes led us into war
Every one of 'em avoided service
Where we go from here, I hate to think
History will record a horrible stink

Brave War Heroes All

Brave War Heroes All

To the tune of: John Peel

Cashel Boylo

Rumsfeld says he's watched lots of wars
Says he finds 'em tough to watch
They're tough, he says, they're tough tough tough
Wars are mighty tough to watch

Cheney prefers to prioritize
Sounds more impressive than tellin' lies
He supported the war 'gainst the Vietnamese
But for himself had other priorities

George Walker Bush scorns such alibis
A War President, war gives him a thrill
Served in the Texas Air National Guard
Wounded in Alabama by a dentist's drill

Rice is well qualified to serve
But has made damn sure she don't
When it comes to stickin' her neck out
You can bet your ass she won't

Paul Wolfowitz is something else
Like Adolf Hitler, he loves war
But Paul don't care to participate
Prefers to sit at a desk and peddle hate

Five glorious heroes led us into war
Every one of 'em avoided service
Where we go from here, I hate to think
History will record a horrible stink

Brave War Heroes All

Brave War Heroes All

To the tune of: John Peel

Cashel Boylo

Rumsfeld says he's watched lots of wars
Says he finds 'em tough to watch
They're tough, he says, they're tough tough tough
Wars are mighty tough to watch

Cheney prefers to prioritize
Sounds more impressive than tellin' lies
He supported the war 'gainst the Vietnamese
But for himself had other priorities

George Walker Bush scorns such alibis
A War President, war gives him a thrill
Served in the Texas Air National Guard
Wounded in Alabama by a dentist's drill

Rice is well qualified to serve
But has made damn sure she don't
When it comes to stickin' her neck out
You can bet your ass she won't

Paul Wolfowitz is something else
Like Adolf Hitler, he loves war
But Paul don't care to participate
Prefers to sit at a desk and peddle hate

Five glorious heroes led us into war
Every one of 'em avoided service
Where we go from here, I hate to think
History will record a horrible stink

My Husband and I

Cashel Boylo

To the tune of Cigareetes and Whiskey and Wild Wild Women, as recorded by Red Ingles.

Oh my husband and I we're doin' quite well
Sendin' thousands of Muslims to fry in Hell
A new Middle East is what we demand
If we don't get it, we'll make it all sand

A new Middle East to my husband's plan
Our Crusade's gonna make it a bran' new land
And those who don't like it will surely fail
My husband and I we shall prevail

We're now the rulers, we're runnin' the world
My husband decides and his foes I derides
Together we make up a regular team
With Laura alongside, it's all quite a scream

Cashel Boylo

Cashel Boylo

The First Lady may well have caught the President in a comprosing situation with the Secretary of State, but that cannot be the reaason fro her decamping the marital home in the White House for a room in the Mayflower Hotel.
Women who marry into wealth and power know very well what they are getting into and they understand it is not sweet romance and fidelity.
This must be even more clear when they knowingly marry a lying, drunken, coke-snorting, duty-dodging, closet homosexual.
Such marriages have not been all that unusual amongst America's ruling families over the past two hundred years.
The common prototype for this sort of union calls only for the production of at least one offspring, lots of "happily married couple" photo-ops and dutiful wifely public support. Outside of those items, the marriage often doesn't really exist.
Bush is now facing the possibility of censure, even a charge of criminal conspiracy over his order to Scooter Libby to blow the cover of a serving undercover CIA operative. Moves toward impeachment are growing all over.
Quite trivial -- and so most dangerous -- the outing of Gay George has started with some blunt statements from alleged eyewitnesses and co-participants. There must surely be many more such bombshells in the works.
Laura is simply ostentatiously distancing herself from the looming disaster.
Her unnecessarily very public move to the Mayflower (she could easily have retired to Crawford, visited troops overseas etc etc...) is part of a process that started at least a year ago.
Her public appearances with Bush have diminished markedly in number and importance.
Her appearance at a fund raiser for maverick Republican Chaffey is part of the disconnection process.
Chaffey opposes Bush on Iraq, tax cuts, Social Security and drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge.
Laura's endorsement of Chaffey can hardly have helped him all that much with conservative Republicans -- and he doesn't seem to need much help with anybody else.
However, it sure helped Laura to pose as her own woman, distant from the impending wreck in the White House, leaving George alone to deal with threatening censure, impeachment, outing...

Cashel Boylo

Cashel Boylo

Condoleezza Ain't No Coon

Not like any Coon we've ever knoon
Don't have no Coon butt
Don't have no Coon hips
Don't have no Coon laigs
Don't have no Coon lips
Don't have no Coon boobs
Don't have Coon nose, eyes or ears
And it ain't Coon hair neither
Her color seems to change from day to day
In Pakistan she looks Quadroon
In London she looks Octroon
Whatever she is, she's no damn good
My best guess is that's she's a Jew
Some sort of Ethiopian stew
Imported into the U.S.A.
To lead us all sadly astray
Laura says she should be President
Not surprisin' considerin' the resident
The mysterious Mulatto wants to hear us cheer
The War on Iraq was her idea

Cashel Boylo

Cashel Boylo
THE CHENEY DOCTRINE

This ain't no civil war
I got my own definition
This ain't no civil war
Ain't no fronts, no defined friction

This ain't no civil war
We're winnin' hearts and minds
Any day now we'll start winnin'
We'll get their oil, all will be fine

It's all okay in far Iraq
Our troops will soon be comin' back
And I am so proud of what they've done
America rules, we're number one

Cindy Sheehan thinks otherwise
Her suffering is called unwise
The press says she's unpatriotic
Well, the press is just idiotic.

The Chief Rallies His Troops

Cashel Boylo

The Chief Rallies His Troops

The Warrior President appeared onstage in a business suit, not in one of his more generally favored quasi-military drag costumes.
More befitting for a businessman who is getting richer every second as the price of oil soars.
As usual, Bush talked to a captive military audience, these Navy Midshipmen not much more than children.
Most unusual, but likely to become the norm, he performed without any of his usual Backup Chorus Line -- Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld were all conspicuously absent for this major White House speech. No Laura, Barbara or George H.W. anywhere in sight either.
The President declared the Iraq conflict to be his war, not to be ended until he considered accomplished the Mission Accomplished.
In tones ringing with patriotic fervour, reminiscent of Roosevelt's call for Unconditional Surrender of the Axis Powers, be insisted -- he likes to insist -- that he would accept nothing short of Victory. However long that might take and whatever it might cost.
Yet, the speechwriter is a master craftsman, this war cry has woven into it a cut and run exit clause, the flexibility to accept just about anything as a Victory.
Commander-in-Chief, All-Powerful George W. Bush flaunted his own special brand of staunch patriotism, reminiscent of Patrick Henry in 1775:-
"Give Me Victory or Give Them Death."