I'm Gonna Nuke Pakistan

“I’m Gonna Nuke Pakistan”

To the tune of Abdul Abulbul Amir

by Percy French in 1877

Oh to get Bin Laden I’m gonna nuke Pakistan

I’ll tell Musharref to go hang

With actionable intelligence I’ll get the job done

An’ make those Paki Ragheads run

I’m the War President Commander-in-Chief

And a Bold Decider to fear

If I don’t nuke somebody pretty damn soon

I’m gonna get back into the beer